Can’t wait til Priceless? Get ready for it in Oakland in May, as we celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Spring Training.
We bring the tunes. You bring the picnic blankets and the dancing. Invite your dogs, your kids, and your friends!
When & Where
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Noon – 6 pm
Joaquin Miller Park, Oakland
In the Meadow, by the “Pinewood Picnic Site”.
Music
The trees will be dancing to fine beats from:
Audio by Second Generation Sound System.
LNT
This will be a Leave-No-Trace event (of course). Help us keep our good relationship with the Parks and Rec Department and pack out ALL of your trash and any other trash you see.
What to bring and not to bring
- NO: guns, weaponry, fireworks, ball pits, inflatable bouncy things, toxic anything from goo to vibes, negative attitudes towards other humans of any kind, getting overly intoxicated, being mean
- YES: food, hard/soft drinks, sunscreen, little ones, blankets, lawn games, dancing shoes, a consent-framework attitude towards others’ decisions around hugs and masks and personal space and whatever they need to feel safe and have a good time
Help fund Spring Training
Spring Training is free to attend, but not to produce. We are honored to be able to provide a free event to our friends in an expensive world, but between permits, portas, and city-required security, it does cost us several thousand dollars. If you have the means and want to support our ability to continue to produce community events, please consider making a tax-deductible donation to False Profit:
- Venmo: @False-Profit (preferred!)
- Paypal: finance@false-profit.com
- We also accept donations through Benevity and Donor Advised Funds.
- EIN: 46-5723196.
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